From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
|Yeah I'll get a picture later >:l|
|Known Aliases:||... Envy :D|
|Place of Birth:||California|
|Current Residence:||A cave somewhere|
|Marital Status:||In a relationship, bruh|
|Known Relatives:||That one guy|
|Has a motorcycle|
Nothing to see here. BE GONE.
| Highly Envious |
| Mihael |
Sharafa: Our true name is *begins to make a sound that can only be described as musical bliss being poured onto your very soul*
Operative Winters: It's my new toy!
Trancy: You still play with toys?
Operative Winters: No, no.
Trancy: Oh.. you mean.. THAT kind of toy.
Trancy blinks at him.
Operative Winters: ...No.
Lolaire: ((THIS MISSION IS FUCKING GARHFLARINFSSD~!
Lolaire: ((This mission is the bane of my existence
Highly Envious: (( I HEAR ONE OH MY GOD!
Lolaire: I SEE ONE!!))
Lolaire: ((only it's behind a fence))
Highly Envious: ((HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET IN THERE
Lolaire: ((I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!!))
Highly Envious: ((AAAAHHHHH~!
Lolaire: ((What the fuck, man DX
Highly Envious: ((GET TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIP!
Darkly Falling: (( Nabi: "SEXUAL DRUG" Aure: "*GROPE*" Those guys: "._."
Darkly Rising: ... THE HORCRUX.
Darkly Falling: What's.. a whore crust..?
Traffic Jam so thinks Sloane is a whore. Wait, he's Aaron why is he thinking it?!
Traffic Jam: Whore.
Cruel Canary: Well there's no free stuff in Paragon.
Traffic Jam: Legally.
Getaway Vandal: Or if no one can claim it cause they're knocked out.
Albino Venom unhinges his mouth again to swallow the arm, elbow first. Messes with the nerves in the arm, hand still poking out of his mouth, making it wave and wiggle the fingers.
Copperhead Killer finishes swallowing the arm as his gaze fixes on his brother "Hani... don't play with your food."
Albino Venom: ... Barghmrfmal!
Albino Venom finger wiggles!
Lead Jester: Swallow my arm already, jeez.
Albino Venom: Barghffffargle!
Albino Venom middle finger!
Master Suzuki: *is hit in the shoulder* Ack! So, this is my end, is it!? Fine. I will not let it end without a fight, however. *leaps back, gathering his chi in his right hand* I shall die with honor! *fires the chi from his hand at Dog Tags*
Master Suzuki: ((:D Cheesy dialogue by the masses.))
Dog Tags: (( I'm imagining him saying all this, lips out of sync. ))
Kitarina: You gentlemen looking at something?
Dog Tags: Well, your breasts -are- obscuring my view...
Kilij: It looks like they're being eaten by the skull...
Kitarina: Hey this is how I was made.
Kilij: Guess some people have a good sense of humor then...
Dog Tags: I think I threw up a little...
Jack Ravenheart looks back "I seem to always instinctively look towards a new card when it shows up."
Cured: Sounds like tourettes to me.
Dancey: ((The teacher pulled me aside: "Now Cosi, this is a privelage. I could've given you herpes" I never looked at that teacher the same.
Glacier Sagittarius: [be right back, need to find Coke. Gotta be somewhere]
Mihael: ((HE LOST THE COCAINE.
Skeith Skull: (( "It involves your lips." "... :DDDD" "AROUND MY COCK."
Highly Envious: I'm doing it for you, be greatful.
Highly Envious: Sheesh, girls are such bitches.
Highly Envious: THIS IS WHY I'M A HOMOSEXUAL.
[Broadcast] Counterculture: (( Peachy WL team looking for warm bodies. Handwarm will be enough. ))
[Broadcast] Counterculture: (( I think we're all girls at this point, and there's only room for 3 more... you know what that means... ))
[Broadcast] Doubtful Hero: ((I'm a tentacle monster. Is that good enough?))
[Broadcast] Counterculture: (( 5 girls and a tentacle monster...in the snow! Come ooon... ))
Northing: ((By eating Anzac Biscuits, I'm showing pride for mah countreh~))
Doubtful Hero: (( ... By sitting on my ass, I'm showing pride for MY country, buddy. ))
Highly Envious flashes a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide grin to Tomato, the corners of his lips curled in sinisterly like a cartoon, then speaks through his teeth. "No funny business~."
Cynthia The Vision has half the lolipop left
Cynthia The Vision noms it some more
Highly Envious: ... Maybe you should leave that in.. safe hands.
Cynthia The Vision: Oh?
Highly Envious: Uh-huh. I know my hands are pretty safe.
Highly Envious stares down at them.
Highly Envious: Yep.
Cynthia The Vision: Hmm... okay
Cynthia The Vision hands it to him
Highly Envious takes the last half of the lollipop. ... And noms on it.
Cynthia The Vision: Heeey!
Highly Envious: My stomach is safer!
Highly Envious gnaw gnaw gnaw!
Hybridizing: ((But I wouldn't mind some lenseless glasses. Dey be cute~))
Fleshtorn: ((And hipster.
Hybridizing: ((ONLY WHEN THEY'RE BIG AND BLOCKY, ENVY.))
Fleshtorn: ((/YOU'RE/ BIG AND BLOCKY
Hybridizing: ((WHY YES I AM. 8D))
Fleshtorn: (( IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S THE OPPOSITE.
Hybridizing: ((WHUTWHUTWHUTWHUT. I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.))
Fleshtorn: ((OH-HO MAYBE I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT HMMMM~?
Matthew Orlock: (( it's like.. I realize your character likes fisting, but orlock lacks a digestive track and the proper..exit to do that so U NO PUT THAT THERE
Dethrone: (( .. brb, OCD kicking in. MUST GET TO A SINK AND SOAP.
[Team] Dethrone: ((Back, sorry!
[Team] ???: you left?
[Team] Dethrone: ((Heheh, yeah..
[Team] ???: Ooo....goofed up lesson #2 of CoH.
[Team] ???: ...never insult your support.
Thief of The Coil: ..well i wouldn't call myself a villain. But i will admit i steal for the fun of it.
Armor On tilts her head, "Have you tried tennis?"