Baron Malifico
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
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| Baron Malifico | |
| Player: Player? What? | |
| Origin: | Magic |
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| Archetype: | Controller |
| Threat Level: | Pathetically low |
| Personal Data | |
| Real Name: | Jeffery Jefferson |
| Known Aliases: | Mr. Big, The Hat, Buster Wilson, Jeffy The Knife, Lord Malifico, Lord Hat |
| Species: | ???? |
| Age: | 30 |
| Height: | 5'11 |
| Weight: | 123 |
| Eye Color: | Brown |
| Hair Color: | Black |
| Biographical Data | |
| Nationality: | American/Hillbilly Rodeo Clown |
| Occupation: | Evil Stage Magician |
| Place of Birth: | Suicide Swamp, Kentucky |
| Base of Operations: | Mercy Island, Pocket D |
| Marital Status: | Divorced |
| Known Relatives: | Institutionalized |
| Known Powers | |
| Illusion mastery, self-resurrection | |
| Known Abilities | |
| Slight of hand, knife combat | |
| Equipment | |
| Magic hat, magic belt, magic gloves | |
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So, you've stumbled into the internets and discovered my tiny page explaining everything? Do you really think it would be so easy, [ENTER NAME HERE]?
Well, it isn't! Life is far from easy! I learned that the hard way! Let me tell you my story, [NAME].
I suggest you go get a snack. I'll wait.
Good! We're all set, then? BEHOLD!
THE STORY OF BARON MALIFICO! Well. How do I format these? Okay- Let me - Hold on.
-- Testing.
Did that do it? No. It d- Hold on.
That's ..not it. I'm sorry. One moment. Oh lord, how did that get up there? I'm not good with computer. This computer is still running on a dial-up modem and I never learned how to use a keyboard. Give - Okay.
That's not a formatted heading. Damn it. That's a cat.
Okay. I'm just going to cut my losses, I am -very- sorry folks, this was a colossal waste of time. If you see me in public, and you'll know it's me, just please say hello or chat with me.
Please don't stab me.
