CEO of Earth

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CEO of Earth
Player: Scott Sharkey
Origin: Magic
Archetype: Tanker
Security Level: 50
Personal Data
Real Name: Unknown
Known Aliases: God
Species: Boss
Age: Old as the Universe itself
Height: Larger than a bread box
Weight: Unknown
Eye Color: Unknown
Hair Color: Unknown
Biographical Data
Nationality: Earth
Occupation: CEO of Earth
Place of Birth: Center of the Universe
Base of Operations: See Above
Marital Status: Your mom
Known Relatives: Jesus Almighty
Known Powers
Invulnerability, Business Management, Golf
Known Abilities
No additional information available.


The CEO of Earth is the leader of The League of Incredible Bastards, now known as The Circle of Jerks. He is responsible for the finance and management of the planet Earth. His skills have kept the planet safe from liquidation and acquisition on several occasions. In his spare time, he works off stress by punching criminals in Paragon City.


Many heroes and villains alike have questioned whether CEO truly does run the Earth, or if the position of CEO of Earth really exists. Most of these people have been fired, sent to work on Mars or the Sun, and replaced by less annoying clones of themselves.


It is currently impossible for normal humans to work on Mars or the Sun without dying.

Super-humans that can survive on other planets will find working away from Earth to be boring.

You're fired.

This Jerk-filled entry on The CEO is a stub. Scott Sharkey or long-term Jerks with good memories can add more useful and interesting information or whatever. Failure to keep accurate/acceptable records of CEO may lead to death by layoff.

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