Red Brass Cannon/Blog
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
Hey guys! <3
This is The Red Brass Cannon, D-List Hero Extraordinaire!
Well, FORMER Hero.
Now I've lost my license and stuff... :(
That SUCKS!!!
I mean, like, really? I didn't do anything that bad!
I rescued Lonbow from some Maltese Cowboys, and THIS is how they repay me? D:<
I mean, yes, I did use my new stuff, like I wasn't supposed to.
But I needed to!
I DID!
I mean, Rebound and Frostfire and I were like, not gonna be able to do it on our own otherwise.
Ya, Frostfire, that villain became a hero! A /licensed/ hero!! WTF!? Not fair.
Anyway, we like, kicked the cowboy butts as they kept coming, and I like, used my new stuff, and like, none of the Malta guys recognized me.
For a while.
The last wave of guys shouted my name finally, I guess they figured me out.
But like, they're not in any position to be telling on me!
Maybe Longbow did it?
Or Frostfire, getting brownie points?
I know Rebound didn't do it, she's my friend!
But SOMEONE told the Council ( city council, not the nazis... ... well, not THOSE nazis, LOL ) and now my license is just gone.
GONE!!! D:
This is so sad.
I mean, I've met nicer VILLAINS than these council peoples!
Like Mister Vile ( I think ) at Pocket D!
He's VERY nice, and he's an 'Obliterator' or whatever.
That makes him a villain, right?
Anyway, so I'm technically a villain myself now, if I do stuff in Paragon.
Even if I do GOOD things.
Thankless job... ;_;
I still can go about, but police are supposed to arrest me on sight. None have tried thus far, I think that's a good thing!
ANYWAY
On a nother note, I think I have a rash or something on my left arm.
The one with the flesh?
Yeah, that one.
It was like, all itchy, and so I like, scratched it, and like, skin came off, and was all discolored and stuff.
I think I have to go to a doctor about it.
I wonder if Etoile has a doctor I can see that ISN'T a mad scientist person.
I don't think they'll do much for me in Paragon, considerring my status.
SUCKS.
So anyway...
Leave a comment, or least lemme know you're reading, Paragon!
And the world, I suppose.
And we should like, totally make a petition so I can be a hero again!
YEAH!!!
Anyway
Lots of Love <333333
Red Brass Cannon
