From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe

The Ghost who walks
Handle: Solo Ocelot
Player:
Origin:	Natural
Archetype:	Mean Killa
Security Level:	∞
Personal Data
Real Name:	Unknown
Known Aliases:	The Stig
Species:	Possibly Human
Age:	Unknown
Height:	5'9"
Weight:	142
Eye Color:	Unknown
Hair Color:	Unknown
Biographical Data
Citizenship:	Confidential
Occupation:	Unknown
Place of Birth:	Unknown
Current Residence:	Confidential
Marital Status:	Unknown
Known Relatives:	Unknown
Known Powers
Unknown
Known Abilities
Unknown
Equipment
Cheytac XM200, Dragon Skin Infiltraion Suit, FN FiveSeveNs, "MageSite" Visor, Combat Gasmask, variety of grenades
Footnotes
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This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "No."

OOC Fun: Myth behind the Legend

Facts

Solo doesn't cut his lawn. He stares at it and DARES it to grow

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Solo.

Solo's bullets can cure cancer. WITH DEATH.

Macguvyer can make a flashlight with a battery, rubber band and marble, solo can make one with pure Willpower.

When Two Boggarts look at each other, they both turn into Solo and instantly die of FEAR!

Solo once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Solo's identity isn't a secret, it actually is unknown.

Solos house has no doors, only ceiling panels and air vents.

Solo doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

When driving to work solo deals with no traffic, for the last man to cut solo off in a lane was never heard from again.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Solo shot that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Solo played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Solo pajamas.

Sam Fischer checks under his bed for Solo at night,

Solo does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Solo doesn't get earworms. When he doesn't want to think of a song, he doesn't think of a song.

Solo eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

Solo doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Solo.

Solo is not immortal due to his power, it is because when death plays a game for Solo's soul he knows he cannot win.

When a archvillain asked Solo if he wanted to help cleanse the universe of all life, Solo agreed and started with the archvillain.

Most people fear the Reaper. Solo considers him "A promising Rookie".

Solo sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Solo for help.

When Solo was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Solo.

Solo trick-or-treated as himself as a child. Solo was not born, he shot his way out of his mother's womb.

Under Solo's mask, there is no face, only another gun.

Solo has no black book. He simply opens up the phone book and kills the first person the phonebook screams at him, for fear of denying him.

The cake wasn't a lie. Solo ate it all.

Solo doesn't get rickrolled. When Solo clicks on a video to see something, that something shows up, period.

Solo cannot *gunshot*

Solo has no friends to text, has no age and can open beer bottles with his testis.

Solo doesn't wear gloves. Those are actually his hands.

Solo's neck cannot be broken because it is made from Weapons-Grade Titanium.

Solo doesn't wear armor, what you see is his skin.

The last time the Rikti invaded the Rogue Isles, Solo destroyed a Rikti Gunship by jumping on its back and riding it like a skate board into the ground. Upon the sight of this, the rest of the Rikti forces fled, pissing themselves in horror.

His entire potted plant collection all wear his same helmet.

If Solo went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen

Some Say...

Some say, he was born as the bastard child to an M24 Sniper Rifle and Barret .50 Cal

Some say that he was not invited to this years Grammy Awards after goosing Gerard Way, and that his entire potted plant collection is named "Steve."

Some say he has seen the movie Equilibrium eleven-thousand and twenty one times, and that his second best friend is a SevenVII Grenade.

Some say Solo is level 50, the Devs would put it higher, but Solo is a modest man, and putting it higher to infinite would deny his gesture of good will.

Some say that in the event of Nuclear War, Solo would survive to rule the world with the cockroaches.

Some say that he is forbidden by law to come within 2306 yards of the entire Freedom Phalanx, and that his chest tastes exactly the same as roasted jalapeno.

Some people say that Solo is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Some say he is the long lost Transformer son of Optimus Prime, and that he transforms into a M1A2 Abrams when no-one's looking.

Some say that he sleeps upside-down like a bat and is worshiped as a God in Papua New Guinea.

Some say that he can suck all the moisture from a duck and is baffled by human food.

Some say the man is completely null to killing, feeling nothing even as he takes life after life, this is far from the truth, even Solo feels recoil

Some say that his heart is upside down and that his teeth glow in the dark.

Some say that his first name really is Solo and that Ocelot is a name taken from his mother's Basset Hound.

Some Say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he naturally faces magnetic north.

Some say that he can smell target distance, hear windspeed and velocity, and see through walls.

Some Say that he was brought up in Africa by a herd of Cheetahs and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

Some say that he is an amazing tap dancer and that he sheds his Tac-Suit seasonally.

Some say... Nothing! They are too affaid of him to say anything at all.