Baron Malifico

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Baron Malifico
Player: Player? What?
Origin: Magic
Archetype: Controller
Threat Level: Pathetically low
Personal Data
Real Name: Jeffery Jefferson
Known Aliases: Mr. Big, The Hat, Buster Wilson, Jeffy The Knife, Lord Malifico, Lord Hat
Species: ????
Age: 30
Height: 5'11
Weight: 123
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Biographical Data
Nationality: American/Hillbilly Rodeo Clown
Occupation: Evil Stage Magician
Place of Birth: Suicide Swamp, Kentucky
Base of Operations: Mercy Island, Pocket D
Marital Status: Divorced
Known Relatives: Institutionalized
Known Powers
Illusion mastery, self-resurrection
Known Abilities
Slight of hand, knife combat
Magic hat, magic belt, magic gloves

So, you've stumbled into the internets and discovered my tiny page explaining everything? Do you really think it would be so easy, [ENTER NAME HERE]?

Well, it isn't! Life is far from easy! I learned that the hard way! Let me tell you my story, [NAME].

I suggest you go get a snack. I'll wait.

Good! We're all set, then? BEHOLD!

THE STORY OF BARON MALIFICO! Well. How do I format these? Okay- Let me - Hold on.

-- Testing.

Did that do it? No. It d- Hold on.


That's ..not it. I'm sorry. One moment. Oh lord, how did that get up there? I'm not good with computer. This computer is still running on a dial-up modem and I never learned how to use a keyboard. Give - Okay.

That's not a formatted heading. Damn it. That's a cat.

Okay. I'm just going to cut my losses, I am -very- sorry folks, this was a colossal waste of time. If you see me in public, and you'll know it's me, just please say hello or chat with me.

Please don't stab me.

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