CEO of Earth
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
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| Clean out your desks. | |
| CEO of Earth | |
| Player: Scott Sharkey | |
| Origin: | Magic |
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| Archetype: | Tanker |
| Security Level: | 50 |
| Personal Data | |
| Real Name: | Unknown |
| Known Aliases: | God |
| Species: | Boss |
| Age: | Old as the Universe itself |
| Height: | Larger than a bread box |
| Weight: | Unknown |
| Eye Color: | Unknown |
| Hair Color: | Unknown |
| Biographical Data | |
| Nationality: | Earth |
| Occupation: | CEO of Earth |
| Place of Birth: | Center of the Universe |
| Base of Operations: | See Above |
| Marital Status: | Your mom |
| Known Relatives: | Jesus Almighty |
| Known Powers | |
| Invulnerability, Business Management, Golf | |
| Known Abilities | |
| Confidential | |
| Equipment | |
| Confidential | |
| No additional information available. | |
Summary
The CEO of Earth is the leader of The League of Incredible Bastards, now known as The Circle of Jerks. He is responsible for the finance and management of the planet Earth. His skills have kept the planet safe from liquidation and acquisition on several occasions. In his spare time, he works off stress by punching criminals in Paragon City.
Controversy
Many heroes and villains alike have questioned whether CEO truly does run the Earth, or if the position of CEO of Earth really exists. Most of these people have been fired, sent to work on Mars or the Sun, and replaced by less annoying clones of themselves.
Trivia
It is currently impossible for normal humans to work on Mars or the Sun without dying.
Super-humans that can survive on other planets will find working away from Earth to be boring.
You're fired.
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