Captain Megamight
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
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| Captain Megamight | |
| Player: @Hazelwind | |
| Origin: | Technology |
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| Archetype: | Brute |
| Threat Level: | 9 |
| Personal Data | |
| Real Name: | N/A |
| Known Aliases: | Cap'n, Captain M |
| Species: | Life-sized action figure |
| Age: | Built 9 months ago |
| Height: | 6'0" |
| Weight: | 155 lbs |
| Eye Color: | N/A |
| Hair Color: | N/A |
| Biographical Data | |
| Nationality: | N/A |
| Occupation: | N/A |
| Place of Birth: | Triple-W Product Lab, Steel Canyon |
| Base of Operations: | N/A |
| Marital Status: | N/A |
| Known Relatives: | N/A |
| Known Powers | |
| Equipped with quality leg-spring leaping and super jabbing action. Malfunctioning hardware serves as an electrical shield at the recognition of threat. | |
| Known Abilities | |
| Kinetic anomaly sensors provide partial free will (programming error) and indicate threat and objective placement of surroundings. Over 200 action phrases, sound effects and accompanying motions, all responsive to the environment and the button on his back. | |
| Equipment | |
| Wacky Wire Wilson signature jet pack | |
| No additional information available. | |
Prologue
What in the hell was I thinking...? The half-assed comic books, the dialogue, the money-- So much of my damn income! I mean, honestly, how could implementing anomaly sensors and on-command jabbing not be dangerous? "Say little hero of tomorrow, would you like a backru--?" GOD!
I dunno-- If I had been thinking for chrissake, maybe my final desperate act could have been something. If I had spent four more hours, just FOUR MORE goddamn hours planning this thing, maybe it could have brought my name back up, instead of throwing away hundreds of thousands of my dollars on a freaking... psychopathic plastic cliche. I mean-- Christ, so much money...!
No wonder I'm going out of business. I don't care about quality anymore. I used to be so thorough and considering with my work. I'm useless.
Oh God!-- I didn't even think about it before. Longbow. What if they go after me thinking I'm the next Clockwork? What if they discover he's my prototype? Now I can't make any more to pull myself from debt or they'll sniff me out. Damnit-- what if some villains discover him and think he's useful? How am I going to FIND this damn thing?!
In all honesty, I'm... At this point, I'm not sure if I'm any better than a villain. This thing is out there probably rampaging whatever it sees, saying something stupid like "I eat evil for breafast", or that goddamn metaphor speech comparing justice to overgrown bush hedges I wrote at 4 in the morning.
And it's my fault.
In the name of all that is righteous, he'll steal your money, decimate your new Pontiac, and terrorize your neighborhood block party.
History
Creation
Captain Megamight is the most pathetic failure Wacky Wire Wilson ever had. During the fall of his toy manufacturing career, he scribbled a schematic out of fevered desperation- a life-sized action figure with “harmless” operations and over 200 gag-inducing action phrases. Months later, Captain Megamight was born.
Thankfully his critics never permitted the prototype to hit the market, due to feasible dangers and their very justified disappointment. (“Remember, kids! Brussels’ sprouts are good for your colon!” I mean… seriously.)
Wilson’s income plummeted. Unfortunately he had made another fatal mistake- his rush to construct a toy with such delicate programming. Soon its positive execution flux polarized, causing it to malfunction. Badly.
Before he could destroy this shameful hodgepodge of chips and plastic, Captain Megamight had vanished into the streets, and they were his to pillage… with justice.
More to come!
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