Kommandant Klackers/Happee Quest
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
LOBSTAR HAPPY QUEST
Kommandant Klackers was a veery nobel lobstar! He and his friend meestar Grumpus argued many tiems about how meestar Grumpus needed to being lightened up! "Meestar Grumpus! Ayam so happee to see you!" Klackers explained happilee.
"Go away, lobstar, ayam eemo and grouchy." Meestar Grumpus grumbled.He had hees arms crossed and was veery grouch looking as he glared angrilee eento ze fiar.
"But meestar Grumpus! Zhere ees so much to be happee about!"
"Orelly, Meestar Klackers, like vhat." Ze Grumpus asked.
"Liek babies and butterflies and happee thoughts!" The lobstar conteenued! "Ees much happee in ze world, you should not being so eemo and grumpus, meestar Grumpus!"
Ze angree man rolled hees beeg shoulders and frowned moar, "But meestar Klackers, ayam so angree at everyzhing." Ze man grumbled. He said more angree words and obseenetees, but Klackers does not like to be writing such angree words.
"I put you in ze cornar!" Ze lobstar cried, picking ze man and carryeeng heem across ze D, putting him in ze cornar!
"Oh Meestar Klackers!" Ze man yelled, "Zhis is being such a beaooteeful cornar! I forgot how happee ze world can be!" And vith zat, ze man smiled and wept, "Ayam going to be goeeng home nao so zat I can marry mai girlfriend so we cannot be having ze premarital icky!"
And ze lobstar was happee.
