Super Rikti/Interview
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
VANGUARD CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT
PARTIAL TEXT LOG OF AUDIO RECORDING RECOVERED FROM CRASHED RIKTI ASSAULT VESSEL FROM CRASH SITE [REDACTED]
CRASH DUE TO EXPLOSION IN INTERIOR OF CRAFT, CAUSE UNKNOWN
DATE OF RECOVERY: 07-22-20██
NOTE: Document has been translated into English for readability using Mark II translation software, removing certain Rikti language artifacts. Log appears to be a psychological evaluation of the Rikti special operative ████ █████ by an unknown Rikti examiner, following an unspecified act of insubordination by said operative.
EXAMINER: Subject: ████ █████. Designation: Soldier. Designation: [REDACTED]. Expected: Obedience. Actual Actions: Disgraceful. Query: Reason?
████ █████: Previous Statement: False. Aforementioned Actions: Glorious.
EXAMINER: Counter-statement: Preposterous! Orders: Assist Headmen. Orders: Disobeyed. Results: Battle Lost. Results: Objective Incomplete.
████ █████: Previous Statement: False. Absolute Victory: Attained.
EXAMINER: Objective: Infiltration. Objective: Disable Human Defenses: War Walls. Nearby Heroes: Oblivious. Intelligent Action: Maintain Stealth. Actual Action: Attacked Heroes. Mission Secrecy: Compromised. Results: Mission Failed.
████ █████: Hero [REDACTED]: Present. Threat Level: Extreme. Direct Confrontation: Greatly Desired. Ensuing Combat: Glorious. Ensuing Victory: Transcendent.
EXAMINER: Human Heroes: Irrelevant! Described Actions: Unforgivable. This Interview: Concluded. Formal Recommendation: ████ █████ Termination!
████ █████: Invalid Recommendation: Impossible Action.
Sounds of [REDACTED] are audible, increasing in volume for a period of four seconds, punctuated by the sounds of Rikti energy weaponry being discharged ██ times with no discernable effect or change in [REDACTED].
EXAMINER: Unexpected Occurrence: ████ █████ Unrestrained! Prisoner Containment: Breached! Urgent Backup: Requi- UUAAAUUUGH!
Voice cuts off with a scream as a new sound is heard. Auditory analysis indicates a 94% similarity to rapid ice crystallization of soft biological tissues. Fourteen seconds of silence follow before two new voices (designated █████-01 and █████-02) are heard, speaking in English.
█████-01: Let's face it. None of you ever had a chance of containing me. I'm done with your stupid cause anyway. (Auditory analysis indicates that the voice of █████-01 is a 83% match to current Vanguard operative [REDACTED]. Subject denies any involvement in incident.)
█████-02: That's right. I'm on to bigger and better things! You sorry old bastards would just slow me down anyway. Oooh, and I should take this with me as a souvenir! (Auditory analysis indicates that the voice of █████-02 is a 97% match to current Vanguard operative [REDACTED]. Subject denies any involvement in incident.)
Sounds of shattering ice crystals are heard, followed by a sharp snapping sound and [REDACTED], consistent with the density of Rikti alloy powered armor.
█████-02: Thanks for lending me a hand, pal! *laughter* Catch you on the flipside!
A high-pitched crackling sound consistent with extreme heat on Rikti ship bulkheads is heard at this point on the tape for approximately two seconds before the recording ends abruptly.