User:Chaetophile
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
Virtue characters
Proper Gentleman Peacebringer, appears as a 1900's era gentleman that has stepped from a black & white photograph, complete with top-hat and tails, gray gloves and spats.
Hand of Cthulhu An adorable little manga-girl with light-green pigtails, a shoulder-kitten, legwarmers, and a propensity to collect human skins to use as balloons, kites, upholstery, giftwrap, etc. Villain.
Troll in a Dress Him look hawt in dat lemon-chiffon sundress. Der sumpin ya wanna say bout dat?
Mrs. Ling Tiny little tank in a dǒu lì. If you are good she will make you the best hot&sour soup you have ever tasted. If you are bad she will kick your ass.
Entropy Unit Tall black robotic artificial intelligence. Makes a daily practice of being inscrutable. Direct quote: ".. . ..::.:.i!i!i!--=-=-.=+. :-_-lll:.::... . ."
Questions Answered A Nightmare, extracted from a suffering dreamer by the Mu-Wen sorceress Silence of Trees, incarnated, and charged to act heroically. Yes, Silence of Trees is so bad-ass she can do that, and the process is reversible. Don't mess with her.
Animate Carbon Rod Radiation controller, of course. Spends most of his time picketing Wentworth's, in protest of the cruel and immoral trade in inanimate carbon rods.
SMUD Representative Gray, frumpy old man. Electrical blaster. Anyone who lives in the Sacramento area will get the joke.
