User:Spartan

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That's about it. High Jinks inspired this layout. He almost inspired me to play a clown. Then I was all like "eh...fuck that, I'm kinda scared of clowns..."



Most of you know my by now. Most of you know that I can't stand that care-bear, "let's all hold hands and pretend we like each other" bullshit. It never sat right with me that people will be pleasant to the point of annoyance, and polite to the point of superficiality, just to remain liked on an internet forum. Let's be honest. We don't like each other THAT much. None of us do. Unlike a lot of these kids though, I'll be honest enough with people to tell them that I really don't give a damn about bruisin' 'em up (emotionally) if the opportunity presents itself. At least with a guy like me, you know EXACTLY what you're getting 100 percent of the time. I don't cyber with devs in an attempt to get my way, I don't create fluff threads, goodbye threads, or any of those attention-whore threads that make people potential targets for "the lulz." But I do get my lulz. I'll always get MY lulz.

I say what I mean and I mean what I say...and some folks just can't handle that. Fortunately, there ARE some people on virtue who are capable of living in the e-world with the realization that it doesn't revolve solely around them. People who don't engage in the proverbial dick-sucking that just so happens to permeate places like the virtue forums and the Pocket D. I'm not calling anyone in particular a dick-sucker.

But if reading that made you uncomfortable...I'm probably talking about you.

I've done a lot of gaming and I see the same shit in every community. The difference between the communities where I got my start and virtue? Well, virtue has the least amount of fail in it. Don't get me wrong, there's a metric fuck-ton of fail on virtue, but there's also a lot of good people here too. That's why I stay. Besides, I don't think I wanna return to a Korean MMO populated by a bunch of 12 year olds and kid-diddling pedophiles. Bad for my image, ya know?

Don't take the internet seriously. It's bad for your health.

And PLEASE don't threaten me. Seriously. I'll give you my address if you really feel the need to come and attempt to like "pwn" me or whatever you limp-dicked fuckbags say you're gonna do. Seriously, I wish a muthafucka WOULD come down to my fuckin' house tryin' to kick my ass over some internet beef. Considering the physique of most net kids, I don't think I'd even bother smackin' 'em around. I might just invite em in, order pizza, play a little playstation and send em on their way. That way, I don't catch unnecessary charges, and they don't have unnecessary medical bills. Sounds fair enough, right?...RIGHT?!

Spartan is an old alias. An alias that dates as far back as my internet musings. circa 1998 or so. See, I was raised by a United States Marine and an American Soldier. I was born into a militant world and thus learned military discipline at a very young age. Everything from physical conditioning, to marksmanship, to drill and ceremony were instilled into my upbringing. I was raised to be aggressive. In this world the meek don't inherit shit. Anyone who believes that is setting themselves up for failure. The strong conquer and feed on the flesh of the weak. The strong fight. The strong SURVIVE. All my life, I've fought. I've fought for friends, I've fought for family, I've fought for God and Country.

Yes. I'm a veteran. No. I don't talk much about my military service. Don't ask.



Right now, I work as a Police Officer. I know, right? They actually let me tote a gun and shit too! Seriously though, if there's anything in this world that I take seriously, it's my duty. Whether it's taking lost kids home on Halloween night or snatchin' a wannabe gang-banger out of a Cadillac and plantin' him face first on the hood of a squad car, I do my job with the utmost professionalism. In the public eye, I must do my best to insure that I do not shame myself or my department.

I believe that every officer has his niche. Some guys like to work traffic and write tickets, others like to patrol and work the street and some even like to fly a desk and inhale donuts. Well, I'm a street cop. I work street crime and I patrol the streets. Will I write a ticket? Sure, if I see a blatant violation. But, I'd rather be chasing a guy through the woods because I know he just took off with 3000 bucks worth of crystal meth.

That's just how I roll.



Yeah, I put these together. Some are finished, some are not. I try my best to be creative when putting together these pages. From character concept to photoshopping screenshots to create images, I do my best to make it nice and shiny. Not just for me, but for you too. See, there's a FEW things I actually kinda care about...>_>

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