Av Zaldun
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
Avaricio "Av" Zaldun lives up to his name: his sole defining trait is greed. Obsessed with wealth and gold in particular, Zaldun will do anything to obtain even small amounts. Though mostly unintelligent, allying himself with various shady characters throughout his career has allowed Zaldun to acquire small fortunes... though he also tends to lose them quickly. In practice, he is Rook the Vaulted's arch-nemesis, if only because he refuses to go away. However, they have a shared history that Zaldun is largely unaware of.
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History
Born in France to Basque parents, Zaldun (pronounced 'sawl-doon' despite the 'z') spent most of his youth in England, becoming involved with street gangs at an early age. However, the spoils were poor, and hungry for greater wealth, Zaldun traveled Europe seeking treasure and easy job opportunities. Eventually, he found a kingdom that looked promising, and seeing little competition, he decided to become a gangster.
Soon enough, he realized that the King's men were practically gangsters themselves, and Zaldun had no success. His willingness to do dirty work for quick money attracted the attention of Ennio Di Gallo, a member of the Royal Army who had attained the rank of Knight. Di Gallo recruited him into his battalion, and within months, Zaldun became his second in command. Di Gallo, a man of great self-importance, was often called the "Knight of Pride," and along with his blood-brother Cormorán de la Torre (the "Knight of Wrath") jokingly referred to Zaldun comrade as the "Knight of Greed," even though he had yet to attain the formal title.
Di Gallo's self-importance became so great that he decided he would make a better ruler than the tyrannical King Karalius. Now calling himself "Alfiere," Di Gallo took Zaldun and several of his most loyal men and started a rebellion, which eventually grew into a civil war. For years, Alfiere and the self-titled Captain Zaldun led this campaign, attracting like-minded people: those seeking power and wealth for themselves. Occasionally, they would be joined by idealists such as "Eagle Eye" Evelyn O'Connell, who often grew disillusioned and left. Largely, however, Alfiere made no secret of his thirst for power, and likewise, Zaldun was quite open about his desire for wealth.
As the rebellion's military leader, Zaldun led various brutal campaigns across the kingdom. Idealists among the rebels heard rumors of Zaldun's crimes, but curiously, his campaigns tended to have large amounts of collateral damage, and more importantly, riches whose owners no longer needed. Alfiere assured his men that although he was aware that Zaldun employed less than ethical tactics, they were a necessary evil, and insisted that the rumors were grossly exaggerated. Zaldun's tactics, while initially successful, eventually became counterproductive. Zaldun's men were growing more loyal to him than to Alfiere, mostly because of the perks of the job. Things were exacerbated when, disappointed by the length of the war and the lack of progress, Alfiere took leave of the country to muster support elsewhere, leaving Zaldun in full command. Upon his return, he found that Zaldun had depleted most of their resources and had essentially driven the rebel army into the ground. Arriving with new funding and resources, Alfiere's return was met with great enthusiasm. With Alfiere's continued backing, Zaldun was able to avoid any backlash from his men, and in fact, continued to enjoy taking whatever they wanted from both the Royal Army and innocent civilians- material or otherwise.
What Zaldun never realized was that, from the beginning, Alfiere meant for him to be a sacrificial scapegoat. Alfiere would have preferred for his blood-brother Cormorán to lead the army (as he was a much more skilled tactician), but he was more useful using his position as governor to act as a double-agent. In Zaldun, Alfiere saw a greedy thug who could be easily manipulated. Zaldun's methods would ensure swift victory (Alfiere quickly realized this was not to be the case), and once in power, Alfiere would discover "new evidence" of Zaldun's atrocities and have him executed. Zaldun remained and still remains blissfully ignorant of this, believing that Alfiere valued his intelligence and skill.
Eventually, though, Zaldun would be the one to initiate betrayal. Shortly after the King's assassination, the chief advisor (the prince was not yet old enough to take the throne) decided to use that pit of greed against the rebels. Approaching Zaldun and several others, the government promised them enormous compensation if they agreed to turn Alfiere over to them and end the war. Zaldun's friendship with Alfiere was largely one of convenience, so when a better offer came along, he was quick to sell out. Alfiere was soon captured (along with several lieutenants who had not been swayed by the King's men), and sentenced to death.
A few loyal supporters remained, and after some persuasion, Zaldun agreed to help rescue Alfiere. Despite this apparent show of remorse, Zaldun's motivation was once again greed- Alfiere had hidden valuable treasures from the King, believed to be worth far more than what Zaldun had squirreled away, and which Alfiere had promised to give to him once he came to power (the dangling carrot, so to speak). Zaldun and the others stormed the execution grounds, causing a riot. The King's men quickly fought back; fortunately, Alfiere managed to escape in the confusion. Zaldun, however, did not.
Realizing that Alfiere knew of his betrayal, Zaldun had no delusions that his old friend would come for him, and cooperated with the government's interrogation sessions. Despite the information he willingly gave, Zaldun was still imprisoned for seven years. At one point, the guards removed his right arm as punishment for killing a cellmate, the last straw in a streak of violent behavior.
Eventually, the royal government was overthrown by an invading democratic nation, and Zaldun was freed along with several other prisoners. Showing no gratitude to his liberators, Zaldun quickly fled before his own war crimes could be revealed, and immediately sought out his stashed treasure. Some of it had been looted, but he had enough to buy himself a new arm, which he immediately covered in gold. Now free, Zaldun began to track down Alfiere, and was surprised that he left almost no trace following his escape from execution. Doing some more work, Zaldun managed to track him to America, but once there, the trail went cold. As it turned out, Alfiere had not been seen in nearly five years- but curiously, someone named Rook the Vaulted had appeared around the same time, living in an apartment previously owned by Alfiere, with Alfiere's alleged daughter at his side.
Zaldun realized that if Rook had killed Alfiere and taken everything he had, he likely knew where his promised treasure was hidden. Seeking the mysterious Rook, Zaldun has come across Bad Dream, who was also curious to find some answers. Zaldun has agreed to work for Dream, and together they both hope to uncover the mystery of Rook's identity, and Alfiere's disappearance.
Since joining Black Tie, Zaldun has come into conflict with Psi-Tox, who at various points beat and humiliated him, forcing him to acknowledge her superiority and even beg for his life. He sought a chance for revenge when an amnesiac Psi-Tox appeared, claiming to be Lauren Andrews, an Arachnos widow sent by the organization to work as Zaldun's assistant in an attempt to appease him after her threatened to blackmail an important member. However, "Laurie" has proven to be an asset to Zaldun's mercenary operation, and the two have developed a close partnership. To Zaldun's surprise, however, the real Psi-Tox appeared with alleged proof that Lauren is her clone. Zaldun doesn't honestly care, and just knows that having Laurie around is good for business.
After a long absence, Bad Dream returned to his organization with a renewed purpose. He negotiated a truce with many of Black Tie's rival organizations in the Rogue Isles... including the Shadow Spiders to which Rook the Vaulted belongs. While unable to pursue Rook's treasure, Zaldun has found consolation in his new job: providing funding for Black Tie through his various robberies. Bad Dream has wisely used Zaldun's greed to his advantage by allowing him to keep twenty percent of what he brings in- the more he contributes to Black Tie, the more he gets to keep for himself.
Cybernetics
Since his release, Zaldun has collected quite a few cybernetic parts. His gold-plated right arm is attached to implants on his shoulders that act as support for its tremendous weight, and contains hidden dart-launchers and gas sprayers that allow him to poison his victims. In addition, he has a cybernetic eye and mechanical enhancements on his Achilles tendons, all of which were necessary after suffering injury due to his own stupidity.
Allies
- Mercs- Zaldun employs a steady stream of low-price mercenaries to help him with his operations. Unfortunately, they tend not to last very long because the greedy Zaldun rarely pays well. There's also the fact that he regularly uses them as meat-shields and decoys to save his own skin. Someone should also remind him that just throwing troops at a problem is extremely inefficient, to say the least.
- Bad Dream- The man's plans seem to go beyond Zaldun's simple desire for wealth. Bad Dream seems to have no apparent need for money, but he is willing to let Zaldun work for him and keep whatever wealth he acquires. Zaldun realizes that he is likely an expendable pawn to Dream, but business is business, and he's not one to take it personally.
- Lauren Andrews- A clone of Psi-Tox, "Laurie" as he affectionately calls her has become one of the few permanent additions to his mercenary gang. They share a mutual love for precious metal (Zaldun keeps any gold, Lauren keeps any silver) and they've become an odd bank-robbing couple. It's unknown if Zaldun has any genuine feelings for her, or if he's just using her.
- Black Tie- Zaldun is at home with Dream's gang of terrorists, but frequent lulls in activity often force him to go out on his own.
Enemies
- Rook the Vaulted- The myserious masked mercenary has some connection to the disappearance of Alfiere Di Gallo. More importantly, he probably has Alfiere's treasure, and Zaldun is determined to get that information from him. Zaldun is aware that beneath the mask is someone from his past, but he doesn't know who- and he really doesn't care.
- Psi-Tox- The original Psi-Tox, anyway. Zaldun seemed rather fond of her after some brief intimacy, but she soon grew disgusted by him (who isn't?) and had no problem using her increasing power to humiliate him. Zaldun fears her, but he's not going to let go of his grudge anytime soon.
- Spark Capacitor- This one's a little weird. While belligerently demanding the use of the Weapons Union's refrigerator, Zaldun annoyed several of its members, including Spark. For some unknown reason, Zaldun has become fixated with "Timmy," and frequently threatens to sodomize him. Is this an attempt to make him uncomfortable or is he serious? It's probably better for all involved if we never find out.
- Kira- Nobody is sure why Kira has suddenly developed a grudge against Zaldun- not even Zaldun himself. But somehow, she's become very familiar with him (though Zaldun doesn't remember meeting her more than a few times). She has hinted that she knows much about his involvement in Alfiere's civil war... and that she knows the nature of at least a few of the atrocities he committed.
Other Notes and Trivia
- Zaldun dreams of one day owning a palace made of gold, overshadowing even the Vatican in sheer opulence.
- Zaldun actually has no idea when he was born, and seven years in prison have distorted his sense of time. Therefore, Zaldun is not entirely sure how old he is, and frequently forgets what year it is.
- While he's rather stupid and little more than a nuisance on his own, Zaldun can be quite dangerous under the leadership of an intelligent mastermind, such as Alfiere Di Gallo or Bad Dream. In that respect, he's little more than an attack dog.
- He is said to have several illegitimate children across Europe.
OOC Notes
- Avaricio obviously means greed. However, it was shortened to Av so that it could refer to both "avarice" and "avian," fitting a bird-naming pattern also seen in Rook the Vaulted and Sarah Nightingale. "Zaldun" is a Basque word meaning "knight," making him almost literally "knight of greed," and fitting into another name pattern: chess pieces.
Comment Time
Discuss your revulsion here.
- Yeah, I'm great.
- -Av Zaldun
- "Slave? You little cocksucker! Do you know how much I pay you, dammit? Do you!? Fuck you, I'm docking your pay for that. Ungrateful bastard..."
- -Kira
- "Worthless..."
- "Zaldun? At first I missed him, but then we got Paschendale and Gizzard who complains about the lack of railings. So now I don't care."
- "Zaldun works out great for me. He's the kind of guy I could joke around with for a bit, but if I ever get the urge to push him into a pit of lava or something, no one would really care. The perfect buddy, really."
- "Under that disgusting, sex-crazed, greedy exterior we sometimes forget there is a human being under there. Zaldun is a simple man with a simple belief system, and he practices what he preaches. However, I harbor no illusions that he is a good man. Simply human... doing what human beings do at the most basest of levels: 'it's all about me'."