Monicker Oblivious

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She stabbed the cameraman.
Monicker Oblivious
Player: @Kitan
Origin: Natural
Archetype: Scrapper
Security Level: 50
Personal Data
Real Name: None
Known Aliases: MO
Species: Free-floating hunk of reality
Age: Unknown
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 130 pounds
Eye Color: Varies
Hair Color: Varies
Biographical Data
Nationality: None; no country wants to take care of her
Occupation: Vigilante
Place of Birth: Paragon City, RI
Base of Operations: Paragon City, RI
Marital Status: Single
Known Relatives: Eris, goddess of discord (presumed)
Known Powers
Ontological inertia, taking advantage of this to do really horrifying things with her body
Known Abilities
Can lick her elbow
No, seriously, she can really lick her elbow. I seen it.

Monicker Oblivious is an anomaly, even in a city where crazy trans-dimensional goings-on occur on a daily basis: There's no records of her birth or creation, no fingerprint records, no Social Security numbers, no entry in the Illuminati global database, nothing; she just appeared up one day in the Jerk Hole when nobody was looking. Some Jerks figure she was made/born when a huge hunk of cosmic entropy reached critical mass, creating her to ensure that the fundamental laws of the universe didn't break down and cause every single atom in all of creation to explode outward at the speed of light. The rest really didn't care enough to press the issue because hey, free girl on the sofa.



Short-Term Ontological Inertia

Basically, if anything happens to MO's body, reality will make damn sure that she's back to the way she was prior to that as soon as possible. While this does make her hilariously difficult to kill, it's also kind of creepy when you fish her out of lava after she falls in only to find that her flesh reconstitutes itself almost immediately.

Bone Spines

Because of the aforementioned state of inertia, she can use her own body as a weapon. Not in that "super-dangerous ninja Chakra art that took fifteen episodes to learn that cripples the user after he performs it" way, though. Hell no, that's for pussies. No, Monicker literally dislocates her entire skeleton so she can throw it at people.

It's a lot less horrifying-looking in practice than in words, though that isn't saying a whole hell of a lot.


MO is flighty, has an incredibly short attention span, little grasp of (or use for) logic and really doesn't like it when you point those things out to her. Fortunately she usually forgets about it after a couple seconds, or when you point out someone that she can stab in the face.

More Than Meets the Eye?

There is a distinct possibility that MO knows that she is, in fact, a huge hunk of the universe broken off and shaped into people form, as evinced by her manifesting powers on occasion that, by all rights, she shouldn't be able to use were it not for the ability to mess with the universe itself. I mean, yeah, technically most people are hunks of the universe et cetera, but usually they don't spontaneously appear out of nowhere or pull cans of soda out of portals to the inside of the fridge. The Circle of Jerks' Theology Branch (the part of it that isn't staffed by Jesii, that is) attributes this to a possible link to Eris, goddess of discord. Which would explain the personality.

Less Than Meets the Eye?

Then again, MO might just be a ADHD-riddled teenager with whims as volatile as her powers.
MO using the Internet to bother Recluse
She exhibits no knowledge or evidence of ties to a higher power, and would rather ramble insanely or spout the latest 4chan meme than discuss her unknown past. This is not to say she can't totally screw with the universe -- her destructive bone fragments and inability to perish are well-documented evidence to the contrary. However, her complete lack of responsibility and indifference towards fighting crime draws question to the origin of her powers and purpose. She also has referred to herself as a "living retcon machine" when in the company of Jerks, taking pleasure in the ability to rewrite her history at any given moment. This immature handling of her abilities may simply suggest a young lady with powers that extend far beyond her comprehension, creating a frightening situation for both herself and the universe.

In further evidence backing this more pedestrian explanation, MO utilizes The Internet and Wikipedia to screw with people she doesn't like, mainly villains. While these attacks rarely harm the efforts of her enemies, her enemies end up severely annoyed, shaken, or just plain bothered as a result. Examples include altering Grandville televised monitors, rewriting Wikipedia entries with pedophilia accusations, and MONICKER IS AWESOME SEDE HAS AIDS HA HA HA


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