Shia
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
Dragonberry helped me set this up, and this is what I have thus far.
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| Shia stretches to grab that fresh redbull | |
| S.h.i.a. | |
| Player: | |
| Origin: | Science ish |
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| Archetype: | Scrapper |
| Security Level: | 36 |
| Personal Data | |
| Real Name: | ' |
| Known Aliases: | ' |
| Species: | Odd experiment containing DNA from the following, but not exclusively; Hedgehog, Chupacabra, Kangaroo rat, French Maid, Tabaco, Blow fish, lizard, various viruses and so forth. |
| Age: | Its either average, or really small |
| Height: | Tallish |
| Weight: | Rooted well |
| Eye Color: | Blueish |
| Hair Color: | Blondeish |
| Biographical Data | |
| Nationality: | American |
| Occupation: | Moocher, plotter of the destruction or salvation of existance, peanut gallery, mental patient |
| Place of Birth: | Confidential |
| Base of Operations: | ' |
| Marital Status: | Husband Psychopomp <- Though it was a shotgun wedding, with a warrior nun named Sister Colette |
| Known Relatives: | Her bro Shinsektor, her dog Sex, and the various broods she's produced somehow despite science. |
| Known Powers | |
| numerous and unpredictable, most involve toxins and smoke clouds and spiney protrusions, and turning into a smog slug | |
| Known Abilities | |
| Drink redbull | |
| Equipment | |
| Undesirable objects | |
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Contents |
Affiliations
Friends and Allies
Supergroup:
Coalitions
Personality
Bat ass insane or omipotently aware
Character History
One day Doctor Yoyo was off doing things in her lap, created a Shia, got distracted and let the Shia escape to go join the wonderfull wide wide world. For a while she joined forces with the bouncing Royal Jester and shared an appartment, but crammed many a drain with excess spines - later she moved in with her spontanious husband Psychopomp whome she was married to durring a freak shotgun wedding accident, and currently sometimes lives in a spinenest she built in his crypt. Though she seems to be staying in the D more often than not.
A long time ago in a land far far away
In the beginning (grab popcorn and a comfy seat this should be intresting)
And many adventures were had
Stuff happened, people were scared, things did things
All good things Eventually come to an End
How shia is found dead surrounded by porn and empty bottles of Red Bull
Powers
Spines
Has the dubious ability to enhance the growth of her skeletal structure and project spines from her body which are hollow and filled with a mood altering substance capable of causing mild bouts of euphoria in those who come in contact with it.
She can extend or retract bone spikes that grow inside her body and has utilized this power in many ways, including the creation of knuckle guards, spears, and projectile spikes.
Vulnerabilities
- Nurse White's hustler special, Red Bull, cigarettes, alcohol, being told to go somewhere else, shiney objects, Zorro masks
Rogue Gallery
As seen above, Dragonberry and Shia having a friendly discussion on the superior beverage. Dragonberry can range from mortal enemy to passing aquantance for Shia, depending on the tides
Creator Notes and Trivia
I'm still not quite sure what Shia is, though she started out as more a freaky lab experiment and got weirder and weirder, and at some point I thought she might have been Doctor Yoyo's maid who cleaned out the wrong vial - but I'm not quite sure yet.
