Attorney at LAW

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Attorney at LAW
Player:
Origin: Natural
Archetype: Blaster
Security Level: Classified
Personal Data
Real Name: Classified
Known Aliases: LAW
Species: Human
Age: Youngish
Height: Middling to average
Weight: Getting kind of nosy, are we?
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Biographical Data
Nationality: American
Occupation: Attorney
Place of Birth: Earth
Base of Operations: Earth, Inc. Headquarters, Earth
Marital Status: Single
Known Relatives: Unknown
Known Powers
The Power of Attorney
Known Abilities
Major in Law, Minor in Cat Herding
Equipment
stupidly huge gun
Retired from vigilante work; currently handling Earth, Inc. v. Pluto Industries lawsuit for company


The Attorney at LAW is one of Earth, Inc.'s finest lawyers as well as the aide-de-camp to the CEO of Earth. Normally tasked with aiding the company legal team's efforts in staving off hostile takeovers from forces such as Planet X and the CEO of Bizarro Earth, she took a busman's holiday when the CEO traveled to Paragon City, traveling with him in order to dissuade any possible lawsuits that could arise from the head of the planet beating up random thugs and the homeless. Mostly by shooting them.

Upon the founding of The Circle of Jerks, Attorney at LAW was called upon to handle the local legal team's efforts to exonerate the group from any and all blame for property damage, theft or injury (except in instances when it was really, really funny) in addition to ensuring that everyone had clean underwear on before they went out to fight crime. During this time she took a less active role in vigilante work, preferring to focus more on her area of expertise. Mostly because it didn't involve going through sewers or getting attacked by rock monsters.

Following the announcement of Pluto Industries' lawsuit against Earth, Inc. for libel (triggered by Earth, Inc.'s comments on Pluto's sudden downsizing of most of its staff), Attorney at LAW left for Earth, Inc. headquarters to deal with the impending legal debacle. Before she departed, however, she left behind the Librum Lex Maleficum, a tome which was later used to summon the second head of The Circle of Jerks' legal team, the Arch Attorney.


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This entry is a stub. Jerks and Jerk-related people may update it with relevant information. All slanderous or libelous claims will prosecuted to the fullest extent of Paragon City law before everyone just gives it a pass and beats the crap out of the party responsible.

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