Lenn Oddity
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
Lenn Oddity is a character I made a year ago after my girlfriend broke up with me. Why did she dump me, you ask? Was it because I didn't spoil her enough? Was it because I neglected her to waste my life away with City of Heroes and World of Warcraft? WAS IT BECAUSE I'M NOT EDWARD CULLEN?! Nah. It's because I'm not a fan of Insane Clown Posse. Since I found the break up with my Juggalo ex-girlfriend to be freakin' hilarious, I decided to cheer myself up by making a character which would be a blatant parody of Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, Juggalos, and wiggers in general. I don't mean to offend any ICP fans with his character. If you love them, I respect your taste in music. I mean, come on. I for one think there should be a "Tony Clifton's 50 Greatest Hits" album. You could make a list that's ten pages long (front and back) of how pathetic that sounds. Anywhoooo...Onto my character!
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| "Dis shit be f'real!" | |
| Lenn Oddity | |
| Player: N/A | |
| Origin: | Natural |
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| Archetype: | Tanker |
| Security Level: | 17 (as of 4/1/2010) |
| Personal Data | |
| Real Name: | Leonard Oswald III |
| Known Aliases: | Lenny, The Big O, LO' Down, LO-ser |
| Species: | Human |
| Age: | 21 |
| Height: | 5'11'' |
| Weight: | 186 lbs |
| Eye Color: | Hazel |
| Hair Color: | Dark Brown |
| Biographical Data | |
| Nationality: | American |
| Occupation: | Gangsta Rapper |
| Place of Birth: | Paragon City, Rhode Islamd |
| Base of Operations: | Founder's Fall |
| Marital Status: | Single |
| Known Relatives: | Leonard Oswald II (father), Lucy Oswald (mother), "Gramammy" (grandmother), Leonard Oswald I (grandfather, deceased) |
| Known Powers | |
| None, besides being super annoying, super impatient, and super GANGSTA~! | |
| Known Abilities | |
| Excellent gymnast. Often practices parkour, freerunning, and was on the track team in High School. If only he knew how to fight... | |
| Equipment | |
| Louisville Slugger, iPod Touch, Spray Paint Can, and a fork! | |
| Leader of the Incoherent Clown Hooliganz | |
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Character History
It's a wonder how this spoiled white kid from a rich neighborhood would end up the way he is. He had parents that loved him, he's had the best tutors in the city, and even had to endure wearing tights to do gymnastics since he was five!
It all started when an eighteen year old Lenny Oswald was minding his own business at a local mini-mart, stocking up on twinkies and frozen personal-sized pizzas for a long night of studying. After he paid, he left the store only to get jumped by a couple of Skulls. Tied up and dragged to their hideout, he was held ransom as they were looking to make a quick buck from his rich parents. Scared out of his mind and just about ready to crap his pants, Lenny took comfort by listening to the loud rap music his captors were blasting in the building. Completely mesmerized by the beats, the naughty lyrics, and the massive amount of cursing, Lenny sadly sat through it all for seventeen hours straight while also inhaling a large quantity of marijuana smoke. As the hours passed, Lenny exploded into a fit of wigga rage and yelled at his captors in stereotypical gangsta babble. The Skulls who were now very annoyed, finally released a changed Lenny who Crip walked home to download music illegally and watch rap videos.
Lenny's obsession with the gangsta lifestyle continued as he lost all ties to his friends and resigned from being the President of the Debate Team, the Anime Club, and the Math Club. Leaving that all behind him, he soon made friends with a pathetic local gang of wiggas (and one token black guy) who called themselves "Da Founderz Last Sons." Easily impressing the small clique with his stories of how he single handedly smoked every member of the Skulls, he was elected as their new leader and changed their names to the "Incoherent Clown Hooliganz", all trying their best to be intimidating by donning creepy clown masks and other goofy attire...which failed miserably for them in the long run. His new gangbanger lifestyle had then lead to him getting bad grades in school, getting detention on a regular basis, and ultimately breaking his mother's heart by dropping out. Lenny's original plans to be an Olympic Gymnastic Star folded as his new dream was forming a rap group. With barely any practice at all, the ICHz had their first gig at Open Mic Night at Pocket D, enraged the crowd with their hit song, "Big Bad Booty Hustlaz". Ignoring the crowds' chants of "GET OFF THE STAGE!" and "YOU SUCK!", the group continued to deafen the whole club until they were dragged off the stage and out of the building by security. After the incident, Lenny had chosen to go by the name "Lenn Oddity" and moved to the slums of Kings Row to live with his racist grandmother, Gramammy, as the crime and environment of the city could be decent inspiration for his lyrics.
Three years have passed since Lenny moved to Kings Row and he somehow managed to get a record deal despite being a terrible rapper. One day while performing a concert at the old Night Club in Steel Canyon, Lenny stepped out in the parking lot and noticed a minor detail on his car. There was ONE single scratch on his hood. Shocked and in disbelief, Lenny vowed to get revenge on the "bitch ass motherfugga" who left the small blemish on his car and automatically blamed the Skulls who he believes wanted vengeance for that "ass kickin'" he gave them a few years back. Under his rap artist name, Lenny now wielding an old baseball bat went out in the streets, clubbing any members of the Hellions and Skulls he sees until he finds whoever ruined his car.
Personality
Lenn Oddity is quite possibly the most annoying and moronic "hero" you will ever meet. He's basically like any of the stereotypically wiggers you've seen on television or movies, often speaking in slang, being completely ignorant, and cursing, mostly using words such as "Fuck", "Shit", and "Nigga". When socializing, it's hard to keep a conversation with him as he often drifts away into a different subject or ignores everything said unless a certain word catches his interest. It's also bad enough he truly believes he's African-American.
Around women, he's a complete pig as he is not afraid to blurt out "LOOK AT 'DEM TIG OL' BITTIES!" and "LOOK AT DAT BIG OL' BOOTY!" whenever one walks by. And he wonders why he's a virgin...
If he's high, he'll ignore anything said to him unless touched or yelled at.
Weaknesses
Lenn Oddity couldn't fight his way out of a paperbag. Without his signature baseball bat in hand, he'll run away from a fight crying and screaming like a little girl.
Another strange weakness of Lenn involves music. Whenever he hears "Mandy" by Barry Manilow, Lenn will break down in tears and sing along, thus showing people what the "real" Lenny Oswald is like.
Weapons
Lenn usually equips small melee weapons that can easily be concealed. Though he originally wanted to use guns, he scrapped that idea when he shot himself in the foot...twice. Left and right foot.
Luanne Splatter
Lenn Oddity's main weapon of choice. A baseball bat he borrowed from Gramammy who apparently "stuck it up some negro's ass" when someone tried to steal her purse. Oh, that Gramammy!
RIP Brittany Murphy
November 10, 1977 – December 20, 2009
Spray Paint Can
Lenn uses spray cans to paint over Hellions and Skulls' signs all over the city. When in a fight, Lenn can also use spray cans to temporarily blind his enemies. The most common colors he uses are red and white.
Fork
A dirty fork Lenn Oddity stole at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet. When Lenny was a kid, he'd sit in front of the TV for hours watching professional wrestling. One of his childhood heroes was none other than "The Madman From Sudan" Abdullah the Butcher who would often stab at his opponents with a fork. Inspired by the hardcore legend, Lenn carries one for himself using it to gouge and stab at eyes and foreheads. As the Pink Floyd song says, "ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES!"
Lenn Oddity's Top Ten Favorite Songs
1. "Mandy" by Barry Manilow (HEY! SHUT UP!)
2. "The Greatest Show" by Insane Clown Posse
3. "Tilt-A-Whirl" by Insane Clown Posse
4. "Chicken Huntin'" by Insane Clown Posse
5. "Out Here" by Boondox
6. "Play With Me" by Insane Clown Posse
7. "FBI Files" by Corporate Avenger
8. "Natural Born Killaz" by Ice Cube feat. Dr. Dre
9. "Bring Tha Noize" by Public Enemy feat. Anthrax
10. "Death of a Hater" by Boondox feat. Jamie Madrox
OOC Notes
Lenn Oddity is strictly used for comedic roleplay. If you prefer roleplaying seriously, I suggest you avoid him at all costs. I'm also not interested at all in using Lenn Oddity for Mature Roleplay, cyber, or whatever you guys call it. If you have a character who...actually is dumb or crazy enough to want to hook up with Lenn, then good luck having to deal with how annoying he is. Since I've made him last year, about four people have actually had an interest in Lenn only to get turned off by how I portray him. He's rude, he's obnoxious, he's chauvinistic, and that's how I like 'em and I will not change his personality for anybody.
I will also rap badly for you if requested....and God, I mean BADLY. ;D
