User:Brainduster

From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe

Hi, everybody! I sure am a weird girl who uses the internet sometimes. I feel kind of bad saying this because it always weirds me out when I read character profiles and they tout the fact that not only is it a ~laydee character~, but the person playing the character is also a ~laydee~. I mean, I'll correct you if you haul off and call me a dude, but the fact that I'm boobside doesn't really mean much, aside from the fact that I am lazy and almost exclusively play female characters.

I like long walks in bad weather, singing along with music that was famous before I was born, and having pretend funtimes on the internet. Roleplaying is collaborative story writing when done properly, and that shit is bomb, kids. Writing smut can be kinda fun, but ERP is pretty boring. Maybe I'm an emotionless robot, but fading to black and implying things is preferable for me. I've got mad pulchritude and imagination, I don't need a play-by-play.

Most of my characters tend to be abnormal people or things in normal situations, or normal people or things in abnormal situations. Verisimilitude makes me hot, and I love playing my weird characters as though the various aspects about them have consequences.

Here's a list of some characters I play - they may or may not all be on VV yet, and they may not have LEGIT ARTICLES yet. I am trying to write at least some decent descriptions of my characters, and I'm probably doing a terrible job, because holy balls, look at Unzari's page.

A scientist-fleshcrafter-neurologist extraordinairre, a monstrous mutant girl with BAGGAGE, a turgid bloodsac-demon with the intellect of a dog, a tentacle demon with a speech impediment, a girl who didn't read the fine print, a scheming mass of ooze, a red-skinned giantess, and a dead girl with a heart of gold and horrorterror inside her.