Weapons Union/Database
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
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Welcome to the Weapons Union Database
This section contains various pictures, projects, and gossip within the Union. It is free for all to browse but GUEST level accounts may only post in the Gossip Board. Thank you and remember, it's better to be infamous then famous. It's a lot more fun.
Random Union Related Things!
"Girls of the Isles" Calendar
This section is dedicated for the upcoming project "Girls of the Isles". Headed by our very own Morgan and Hellios. Our plan is to compile a calendar of various famous women from the Rouge Isles for sale.
Action Figures
This section is dedicated for our upcoming line of action figures. We have learned that several heroes have their own action figure line and we figured we'd produce our own.
Bob: With Wall Leaning Action!
$19.99
When Nicholas Williams and the gang need assistance at the D, Bob is the man they go to. He's a highly mobile weapon built for one thing and that's kicking your ass while having sex with your lover. This highly mobile action figure perfectly replicates Bob's superhuman agility with a total of 0 movable parts!
Warning: Requires the Bob: Action Wall Play Set ($43.99) in order to use Action Leaning.
Mad Blood Morgan: With Beer Chugging Action!
Description Pending.
Talking Nacht Sniper with Night Bot!
$17.99
Now you can finally bring the awesome power of Nacht Sniper to your own home! He comes armed with his ACTION RIFLE to snipe anyone that dares stand in his path. This action figure also says famous Nachtisms such as: "VREAK!", "VREAKY!", "You vould zink I vould get a memo about zis kind ov ztuff...", "Night Bot! AIM VOR ZE VACE!", "ZMURV!", "COUNZIL?! VERE?!", "ZVEET!", "TO ZE NACHT MOBILE!" It also features Night Bot, who makes authentic beeps!
Warning: There exists a small defect in the toy that causes it to explode violently when handled by members of the Council and anyone who sympathizes with them. Not advisable for Vegans to purchase. By purchasing the Nacht Sniper action figure you agree to the terms that you have no positive relationship with the Council. Therefore, in the event of horrible scalding by the explosion, Weapons Union is not liable.
Radioactive Morgan
Description Pending.
Flight Suit Johnni
$14.99
Her name is Johnni! She's a catgirl! And she's ready to KICK YOUR ASS!. The Johnni action figure comes in her trademark outfit complete with tech wings! Press the button on the back to watch them flap! It flies, kids! Why would our commercials lie? Includes ACTION rifle and one generic mercenary!
Warning: Flight Suit Johnni doesn't actually fly. Keep figure away from catnip and alcohol.
Space Nacht
Description Pending.
Hellios: With Detachable Hand Action!
Description Pending.
Nicholas Williams: With Judo Chop Action!
Description Pending.
Direct Action: With Crate Throwing Action!
$14.99
His name is Hank. He works at the Docks. And he will crush your skull just for the fun of it. Direct Action Hank comes with a single crate of Black Market goods that can be used to throw at his enemies by pressing the DIRECT ACTION button on his back. You want action? Well you just got a crate thrown at your face!
Amon Da Don Del Vega: With Hate-R-Ade detection!
$14.98 at most retail stores (Lay-a-way options available) Hey...Does your Ken doll not make Barbie as happy as she used to be. Buy her the Amon Da Don Del Vega Doll. Using revolutionary Hate-R-Ade™Sensors developed in private laboratories, Amon will lock onto any impending wack plastic dolls within a 150ft radius and lay the busta down with his life-like scaled Desert Eagles (1:2000th in). Amon comes standard with (1 du-rag, 1 face rag, 2 combat vests (black/blue), Denim Jeans and Timberland boots.)
CAUTION: Due to highly sensitive sensors, females with above average sized Glut muscles should stay outside the Line of Sight of this doll. Studies have concluded that the H.N.I.C technology involved with this doll poses a threat to well indowed mothers to which coded into the Memory Cache as "M.I.L.Fs". Should such venture forth within sight, they will be barraged by cat calls, vulgar gestures, and the rarely sighted "Palming" of the gluts. To avoid this, wear less flattering clothing if you must venture near the doll, and do not make eye contact.
$5.99 Amon Da Don Del Vega "Steppin" Suit set: Look like the boss, comes complete with shiny jewels
$491.99 Villa Requin Playset: Live like the boss in this scale playset based of Da Don's Estate in Villa Requin, Sharkhead Isle. Comes complete with Cage Consortium Prison, Sky raider Airbase, Helipad, and 2 inside opening mansion to give Amon and his friend a place to talk. (Other action figures sold seperately. Some Assembly required)
Psychotic Hatter: With the Best Hat Ever!
Description pending after discussion with toy designers over removable hat or not removable hat
Zekiah Anaso: With Smart Mouth action!
$17.99
Zekiah Anaso, Assassin for hire. Now you can have a piece of her other than a broken jaw when you ask her in the D if she's gay! Clothed in her spider stalker armor and armed with her spider leg sword, two buttons on her back activate the toys gimmicks. First button will activate her smart mouth special action! Hear her taunt and offend you with authentic insane reasoning! The second button activates her annoyed responses, just like she's fighting Crey Protectors again!
Toy requires 1 AAA battery to operate, not included. Toy will not activate Smart mouth action within 50 yards of other WU toys. Toy recommended for children aged 14+ due to language (But what do we care?)
Pocket Dimension Playset
Did you want to recreate the comedic havoc caused by Weapons Union members interacting with other people? Well NOW you can do that and enjoy hours of fun with the new Pocket Dimension playset.
Note: Release of the Pocket D playset is scheduled once licensing is purchased from DJ Zero.
Zekiah Anaso: Assassin extraordinaire!
RRP $42.00
Zekiah Anaso, She's awesome and likely to kick your teeth in before running you through with her sword. Now you, the consumer, can have a piece of history with the Zekiah Anaso: Assassin extraordinaire toy! Limited to a casting of 500,000 pieces this toy contains ALL a fan would want! Contained within this limited edition box set is: One Zekiah Anaso with Spider Stalker MK II armor, a spare set of MK I armor (She's wearing a combat suit perverts...) Ro'balugarath, Zekiah's rusty katana, Zekiah's talsorian Katana and the spider leg sword. Also included is a fully pose able Rodney the Rikti monkey, complete with authentic chirps, squeaks and drooling action AND Cynthia with widow armor and authentic voice clips such as '*Dreamy sigh*' 'S-sure Zeki!' and 'R-right on it ma'am... i mean honey... i mean Zek!'. AND that's not all! EVERY (Legitimate) copy of this bundle deal includes a scrap of Nemesis armor signed by the woman herself! That's... all that junk for only $42! Just as if the woman threatened us to make sure it was some kinda reference!
Other outfits (Such as 'Nic is missing' Zekiah and 'Stealth combat' Zekiah) also available for $12.00 each (RRP)
Gossip Board
This section is for all the gossip within the Union. Isn't it fun to see what our members think of each other?
Topic: Nic is bald?
- I heard a rumor Nic is bald, that true? - Anonymous
- Nic? Bald? You know I've never seen him without a beret and I've known him for years. - John
- Come to think of it...you're right. - Vergil
- .... - Schwartz
- Awww....don't be so mean! He's a sweetheart! - Wesley <3
- Gay. - Mikhail
- No flame wars plz. - Wesley <3
- Gay. - Mikhail
- FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT BALD! - Nicholas Williams
- Totally Bald! I swear and he can't pull of a fedora - Detective Parker
- You're bald, fedora! You want to take this to the arena!? - Nicholas Williams
- I seriously think the hair is attached to the beret. Kinda like those joke hats - Amon Del Vega
- Plausible.- Schwartz
- He's not bald! I've seen him without the fedora!... Unless that was the dream I had a week ago... No that can't be it... Night Bot was wearing a fedora in that dream! Although that would be interesting... maybe I should wear a fedora... NAH!-Nacht Sniper
- Yes... Yes, the fedora is GOD. Do not deny the rights of the fedora, you might get sued. Mm, delicious head coverings. -Grinning Guillotine
- BERET > FEDORA. Almost anyone can pull off a fedora! - Nicholas Williams
- My DUSTER > BERET > FEDORA....nuff said - Amon Del Vega
- HA! Whatever! Fedora... Beret... FREAKY CONFUSING HAT NAMES! -Nacht Sniper
- Face it Fedora is better than a Beret. - Detective Parker
- Gil is crazy! She prolly is getting the hats confused! -Nicholas Williams
- We've been through this. Peppermint is the best hat, everything else pales in comparison. I know nothing of this beret you're yammering about. Long live King Peppermint - Grinning Guillotine
Topic: Johnni x Nic?
- Pairing idea: Johnni and Nic. What do you think? -JXNFAN
- DISGUSTING! - Fatal Psychosis
- No. - Schwartz
- Nic X Johnni 4 evaaa! I have proof! <3 - JXNFAN
- Where the hell did you get that!? - Anonymous
- Lul...n00b. More like Nic x Hellios. - Mikhail
- What-what-what!? THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING ALL DAY! - Nicholas Williams
- I saw Hellios kissing Nic on the cheek once. For real. - Anonymous
- I'm going to kick all your asses! You got that!? - Nicholas Williams
- Eeep! It isn't me sweetheart! <3 Boys will be boys, Nic. - Wesley
- We all the true setup JohnnixNicxHellios lol - Amon Del Vega
- Eeep! It isn't me sweetheart! <3 Boys will be boys, Nic. - Wesley
- This sounds more like bad fan fiction then anything. It could work in a fanfic or a h-doujin. But...if it hasn't happened already it never will. - Roger Schwartz
- What a Freaky Love Triangle.. FREAKY!-Nacht Sniper
- Isn't Luna and Nic dating? So shouldn't they be a couple? - LXNFAN
- They're cute. But Nic X Johnni 4eva!!! <3 <3 <3 - JXNFAN
- No! Hellios X Nic Forever you noob >0 !!!! - HXNFAN
- Fedora and Beret love! Screw the fact Parker's married! -BEDORAFAN
- Dude! Nacht X Dread. VREAKY SEXY! - NXDFAN
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? - Nicholas Williams
- WHAT IN THE WORLD?! FREAKY! Who would even dream to think of this stuff?! And you mispelled FREAKY you FREAK!-Nacht Sniper
- Ha! You got pwned by Nacht! n00b. - Mihkail
Topic: Leery is immortal?
- I have a question. Nacht seems to kill Leery on a daily basis but he comes up the next day. What's up with that? Can you please answer this question for me Nacht? - Nacht Fan
- Well, It all started when I was a young boy in the 5th collumn... HA! NOT REALLY! And you were SO afraid I would go on and on about absolutely nothing to answer your FREAKY question...WELL THINK AGAIN! Archon Leery Happens to be a COMPLETE FREAK OF NATURE that has a strangely convenient streak of luck right before all of my Murder attempts. Such As: Beheading him and sending his head to a meat processing plant! HA! My Hamburger was taunting me two days later! HA! And I burnt him at the stake, sliced him into little bitty pieces and sent it all in a really big brownish box to Canada, shot him in the head, electricuted, disembowled, deep frozen and then smashed to little tiny pieces, ect. ect. Pretty Freaky how one guy can keep coming back from that dead all the time...AND AS A DIFFERENT PERSON TOO?! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! Somedays he is a robot thing, then a vampyre, then a regular Archon Freak, then a Galaxy, then a big annoying fur ball, and suprisingly one time he was a giant gnome... FREAKY! We should so totally sell Leery Action Figures... HA! And make thenm extra ugly to make him extra mad! HA! Oh yeah... I hit him with a hammer repeatedly... Just saying...Oh yeah! And don't even get me started on the whole escaping through the pipe in the wall incident... or the escape through the manhole, or the sewer grate after that giant freaky zombie freak smashed him through five inches of concrete...And the time when I fought him in the Rikti Warzone and he jumped from the ceiling and was all "HIIIIYA!!" and I was all "Night Bot! AIM FOR THE FACE!" And Night bot ripped his face apart and he goes "Night Bot! Did you sharpen your claws a bit extra today?" and Night Bot was all "BEEEEPPP!" And then he goes all Hudini on us and we're stuck in some hole in the floor fighting a bunch of Warwolves and those annoying ascendant shield dudes that were hitting me over the head with their supprisingly soft shields... well... I guess they get softer after the twentith time they hit you... I guess It gets all dented and-- Where was a again?... OH YEAH! LEERY IS A FREAK AND A HALF!... And he's sort of immortalish... I'm not sure... OR I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM ALREADY! DUH! -Nacht Sniper
Topic: How do I become a Leviathan?
- I have a question for Morgan. I wanna be a Leviathan. How do I go about doing that? -Anonymous
- The hell with being a Leviathan...I wanna go drinkin with Morgan - Amon Del Vega
- What's a Leviathan? - Psychotic Hatter
- A legendary sea creature. - Schwartz
- Which by the way...would go great as a plate of sashimi...we could end world hunger! - Amon Del Vega
- ... I don't even think the Morg can use a computer outside of the purposes of pornography surfing. - Artificial Intel
Topic: Hellios x Nic?
- Better pairing idea: Hellios x Nic. - HXNFAN
- WHEN I FIND YOU I'LL KILL YOU! - Nicholas Williams
- Any Johnni X Nic fans are crazy. They would have hit it off already if it was meant to be. To end that nonsense I'm uploading proof Hellios X Nic is meant to be. - HXNFAN
- .. Heh. Knew it. - Direct Action
- Totally gay. - Detective Parker
Topic: How does Amon do it?!
- So...how did you get to be so smooth? - Anonymous
- Tell us Amon! I want to pick up ladies like you! - Mikhail
- "Meh well ya see, it's all in the posture. I learned that from Bob. When they throw lines like "You're such an asshole" make sure you thank them, then follow it up with a joke. Confusion is the key peeps. Either that or just liquor them up and tell them they look like some random Global star they completely don't look like, they both work" - An Exerpt from Amon's "Guide to Pharoah pimpin in the D"
Topic: Young Nacht.
- Hey mates. I've been looking through old camera footage and found something interesting. A young Nacht Sniper. - Nicholas Williams
- Hey! It was in Style back Then!... Not really... BUT NOT THE POINT!-Nacht Sniper
- Holy crap...is that the first time I've heard Nacht speak a full sentence without "VReak..VATz" or some other strange word I can't understand? - Amon Del Vega
- I doubt he types with his accent Amon - Psychotic Hatter
- The Freak with the big hat has a valid point... ha... Valid... funny word! FREAKS!-Nacht Sniper
- I don't type with my accent either. H. H. H. H. H. H. - Nicholas Williams
- True I apparently type using complete sentences and almost zero slang Amon Del Vega
Topic: Nacht illegal immigrant?!
- Hey! After searching through thousands of paper work and files, I've found this photo that really makes me wonder... Is Nacht Sniper an Illegal Immigrant?! -Anonymous
- Hey! I had that hidden in my pile for scrapbooking night with Night Bot on Wednes-- I mean... HOW'D YOU GET THAT?! FREAK! -Nacht Sniper
- HA! THE MAD KRAUT LACKS PAPERS! THE GREATEST COMBAT PSYCHIC IN THE WORLD HAS HIS! - Fatal Psychosis
- Glad I got shipped here in a crate box. Sarcophagai are rarely inspect on the worry of the horrid odor - Amon Del Vega
Topic: Hanks's Weakness
- Hey. I was looking through some surveillance tapes, and I think I discovered Hank's weakness. Uploading the file now. - Dretzky
- ... Goddamn. You're a dead man, you hear me? - Direct Action
- THE GREAT FATAL PSYCHOSIS FEARS NOT FROM GNOMES!- Fatal Psychosis
- Thank goodness that's the only portion of the Surveillance Camera found >.> - Amon Del Vega
- Hey... that sort of looks like Tweedle Dee! Either that or his long lost cousin... poor chap lost his eye in a tragic tooth floss accident... Either way! MOVE DOWN MOVE DOWN MOVE DOWN!-March Hare
- In the name of Leery, Is that what Gnomagedon will look like?! I better go tell night bot to pack the anti gnome cannon!... FREAKY! -Nacht Sniper
- BWahahaha! Action Hank is DOWN! - Detective Parker
- I hate you all. In the most loving way possible. Direct Action
- Dare I say it...."Pimps up...Hank's Down!" Amon Del Vega
Topic: Nic's New Initiation Process?
- Nic...stop abusing your members. I have proff lol you nubcake. Wepions Uinon fialz - Random Pocket D goer
- Is that even English...what the hell did he just say? I don't know whether to stomp his face or buy him hooked on phonics. - Amon Del Vega
- all I was trying to do was say Hello *tear* - Psychotic Hatter
- That's how I say hello. I guess. - Nicholas Williams
- But Nic I didn't get my introductory kick to the teeth >.> Amon Del Vega
Topic: Nic = Gay and Nic X Johnni is a Nemesis Plot?
- The proof is in the picture. - IAANP
- Hmmm... Doesn't Johnni have that clone of hers that's nemesis?! Are you sure That's Really johnni?! Am I really ME?! Are you Really You?! IS ALL OF THIS A LIE?!...And where'd you get the Nic part... I don't even see him in the picture! *Squints harder at the picture* Is that him behind that pole looking thing!? Nic you must be getting skinnier and skinnier... FREAKY! At least you're not as skinny as thoughs council soldiers...-Nacht Sniper
- So, how does this prove that Nic is gay? Or is making us believe he's gay and bald just a Nemesis plot on its own? Ugh, I hate Nemesis plots... All they seem to do is give me headaches. *Goes to have a lie down* - Zekiah Anaso
Topic: Nacht X Dread
- I saw them kiss. Will upload proof later. - Anonymous
- You're all foolish. - Schwatz
- THAT IS NOT TRUE!! Who comes up with this stuff! I mean... I can barely come in ten footradius without pulling out my gun and yelling "NIGHT BOT! AIM FOR THE FACE!!"-Nacht Sniper
Topic: Why no Nic X Lu love?
- I think they're a cute couple...why does it seem like a lot of people are against the pairing? I'm sure Lu can get Nic to open up more and Nic can help Lu get some stability. - Anonymous
- Nic X Johnni! <3 It's meant to be. - JXNFAN
- Hellios X Nic! You damn newb! - HXNFAN
- BEDORA is way better! -BEDORAFAN
- Big Guy X Nic! He does tell Nic to suck a dick. Can't you feel the sexual tension between the two? - EXNFAN
- I HATE YOU ALL - Nicholas Williams
- See Nic they all think you're Metrosexual not gay...just metrosexual - Amon Del Vega
Topic: Nic....a pedophile?
- I'll remain anonymous to prevent myself from being dragged to the arena and my ass kicked. But is it me or does Nic seem only to date young looking women? Autumn was around...sixteen. And Lu has the body of a sixteen year old. Do you think he's secretly a pedophile? - Anonymous
- Maybe he's into lolicon. - Roger Schwartz
Topic: Zekiah has to many followers, is she hiding something?
- I've noticed Zekiah has not only a lame Rikti Monkey and an animated talking sword... but also a Night widow following her around now? Whats up with all these followers? Is she some kind of people magnet? The woman is a convicted killer of hundreds of people... and these things follow her around willingly? Please explain! - Anonymous
- She's cute. But I don't know if she has a fanbase yet. - Roger Schwartz
- Skreek Skreek! Rogg rooooooooogggggg! Skreeek! *Drool* - Rodney
Topic: Who the hell is this Roger Schwartz Guy!?
- Topic ^^^^^ - Mikhail.
- He's my cousin. - Schwartz.
- Oh...k. -Mikhail
Topic: Manpile, Lul.
- Lulz - Anonymous
- Where did you find that!? Totally out of context mate!!! - Detective Parker
- Now wait just a damn minute. That was YOU Nic touching my junk! Great...his Metrosexuality is spreading...get it off GET IT OFF! - Amon Del Vega
Topic: Free drinks when i finally put Ms. Liberty in the hospital by myself.
Look at the topic... That means a free drink of whatever you'll thrown down your throat on me at the roadhouse when i finally put a few bruises on that smirking face... God i hate that pompous *Word filtered* *Word filtered* so *Word filtered* much... - Zekiah Anaso
PS: I AM NOT SHORT... I'm gonna start stabbing people who say so.
PSS: I AM NOT JEALOUS OF NIC AND HIS FLOOZIES... I'm gonna start kneecapping the people who even think of this - Zekiah Anaso
- Right! Since i'm in a happy mood after taking out nearly all of those Vindicator saps and the 'Pal'nax... Drinks on me at the Roadhouse (For everyone with ties to us, like Ghost hounders and the Iron wolf as well) for the next... oh... twenty years? - Zekiah Anaso
- Hey Zekiah wheres my free beer? -Exl X
Topic: Match ups?
Here are a few ideas, you never heard them from me. Nic X SF, Nacht X Exl X, Nacht X Nic, Nic X Nezumi... Johnni X all the girls in WU... Hatter x His awesome hat.
Go wild people, remember... you heard this from no one. - Anonymous in fear of being curbstomped by a crazy german and a mouse at the same time.
...Nic X SF? Well I think that's just FREAKY! Besides the fact that Nic is WAY out of SF's League... SF may be a Blood Demon... Demon Lord... God in Demi god form... AND a Blood devil, He still isn't wearing a Beret! Nacht and Exl!? I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN ANONYMOUS!!! What a Freaky name... Anywho... Nacht X Nic?! EWW! Although his ha--- Agh what am I saying!!?! THAT'S A FREAKY ONE! Nic X Nezumi... Well they do seem to go together once you avoid the fact that they are normally trying to rip each other's Arms off! But isn't that normal for nic? Johnni X all the Girls in the WU?... No comment on that one... And Hatter and His Awesome Hat?! It does make more sense than the Nacht X Nic thing... FREAKY! -Nacht Sniper
Topic: Nacht is a Freak! Proof!
I got a look of Nacht's test results. It says he's Freak POSITIVE! Could he have been with Nic.. WHO COULD ALSO BE A FREAK?!
Discuss
.... Nacht X Nic???? -Anonymous
I heard he got vreaky with your mother. - Artificial Intel
